EVIL DEAD

four close friends in a cabin

in the woods on vacation

in their search they found a book

read the text and hell broke loose

there’s something wrong

they’re all possessed

they found a book

the evil dead are out for blood

they got the chicks now duck and run

now it’s down to one man left

the dead watch out he’ll have your head

book of the dead

MY HMO WON’T COVER THIS

i made it threw the night and the only one left alive

i cut and chopped and fought my way cause i wanted to survive

the dead were fucking ticked and they couldn’t let it go

they’re up again, they want revenge, you wanna fight lets go

ok now i’m pissed, evil dead don’t fuck with this

i’ll rip their eyes out from their sockets and stick them in my front coat pocket

oh yeah come to think, my hmo won’t cover this

you better home i fucking die cause now i’m out for every dime

it’s a battle royal, no holds bar, and the blows are hitting low

we fight and fight, and fight, fight, fight, the damage starts to show

then the dead possessed my hand so i sawed the fucker off i hope you know the games over and i’ll beat you with my stub

run - i’ll cut your body into bits

hide - i’ll make you dead a second time

run - i’ll even give you a head start

hide - too late bud your ass is mine

ARMY OF DARKNESS

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, GO!

snatched the book and got the chick

“groovy” i think, i’m the shit

but it turns out i’m not done yet

when i grabbed the book i should have said

klaatu….barada….nikto…(and)

can’t these guys give me a break

dead means dead and don’t hesitate

my job is done so send me back

but i’ll fight your war no strings attached

army of darkness…our time to shine is now!

HAIL TO THE KING

bruce campbell is the man

with his chainsaw for a hand

he’ll smash your face into stone walls

dead or not he’ll watch you fall

whether he is in the woods

or medieval times to kick some ass

what ever in his bag of tricks

he’ll fuck you up with his boom stick

hail to the king, hail to the king

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