One Up

jumping over turtle shells it makes you feel good,

avoid falling in the trap like you should,

it's not a competition cuz this game is getting old,

hit the restart button cuz it's time to fucking fold

your always

one up

one up on me,

one up

one up on you

it's a one dimension story in three dimension time,

i'm staring blankly at the screen i can't believe this crap,

is it all fun and games to you?

are you having a good time?

i'm laughing in your face because you'll never ruin mine

i can't believe this crap,

there's no reason why you should try to hang on,

your always

one up

one up on me,

one up

one up on you

T.U.I.

can you hear the noise

it travels through my spin

the impulse hit the spot

we’ll give it one last shot

what cha gonna do,

when you got no where to go

thrash under the influence

fall and smack the curb

the gravel ripped my flesh

but I can’t feel a thing

so lets try again

Think For Yourself

you can’t stand to see what this makes of me

it tears you up inside to see me free

I won’t give in to them and their conformity

stop to raise my voice, so hear me scream

think, it’s about what’s inside

think, they can’t justify

think, your life is your own

so think for yourself

I won’t step into line, I walk my own path

blinded by their lies, but see the truth

I cut the puppet strings you can’t control me

fight to make a change so listen when I say

think!

Heroes in a Halfshell

there’s trouble in the big apple and no ones safe they live in fear

crime rates up in the city according to april o’neal

what we need are heroes to protect us from bad guys

sure enough we find these teens the reptilian kind

teenage mutant ninja turtles

heroes in a half shell it’s simply plan to see

teenage mutant ninja turtles

shell shock to your system it will leave you digging green

shredders on the loss again he’s out to get our turtle friends

he sends the foot to fight his war because he wants revenge

but they’re no match for heroes with their martial arts tactics

no matter what he throws at them they always fight and win

leonardo is ready to go!

donatello is behind the wheel!

raphael wants to kick some ass!

michelangelo wants his pizza snack!

4 Wheels & A Board

four wheels and a board …skate!

Drunk Fuck

drinks on the way to the show

he had a few before we picked him up

he's so drunk that he can't play

and "it's aiight" is all he'll say

drunk fuck, drunk fuck, drunk fuck

which one?

drunk fuck, drunk fuck, drunk fuck

of us?

drunk fuck, drunk fuck, drunk fuck

is a?

drunk fuck , drunk fuck ,drunk fuck

drunk fuck!

he's a fucking drunk!

Beer, Boards, & The Crew

grab the beer, grab the board, grab the crew

the three things that you must do

stuck in class, won’t pass the test, if you ask who invaded france

a smart ass crack I would say george bush

but when my minds not on the test, I’m looking forward to the weekend

the facts of life can be summed up in three words

dragged to the mall by the girlfriend, she wants the diamond pear neckless

and she won’t listen when you tell her no

she goes into a hissy fit and I’m just thinking “fuck that shit!”

anna nichole can find her own way home

i’m staying true to my roots

I value friends more than you

and if you think I don’t give a shit

you’re a…fucking! worthless! bitch!

Skate that Shit

after work, skate that shit!

after school, skate that shit!

me and my board, skate that shit!

the fucking crew, skate that shit!

skating fast and playing fast,

i'll see the world from the back of a van,

is all i wanna fucking do, i don't care what you think

skate for fun with my friends

is that a good enough reason for you?, i don't care what you say

skate that shit asshole!

day or night, skate that shit!

bombing hills, skate that shit!

empty lots, skate that shit!

taking spills, skate that shit!

you say that i should give up

and you think i'm wasting my time

i didn't ask for your opinion this is my life!

I’m gonna ... skate that shit

I Give Up

sick of this job,

sick of this place,

sick of this cycle

no, it's not ok,

look for a reason,

twist my brain,

i lose again

no, it's not ok

cuz...i give up

fucking worthless,

stressed for nothing,

going nowhere and gaining nothing,

shit piles up it's to no end,

everyday is the day

i should have stayed in bed

cuz...i give up

it's too fucking easy

to end it all,

i just can't skate this one away

Get Tanked

had too much to drink

think i’m going to be sick

one too many shots

toilets the next stop

the walls, the chairs, the lights are spinning

speech is slurred from the booze I’m drinking

here we go again

the party never ends

I thought she was a ten

but she’s a he instead

let's get tanked!

I’m gonna be sick…..UGH!

Shark Attack

it’s summer again

let's head to the shore

jump into our bathing suits,

grab the boogie board

it’s a beautiful day

the water is clear

we dive into the ocean and we swim with no delay

and with our surf boards

we catch some big waves

suddenly we’re knocked off by something we can’t explain

it's a shark attack!

they circle round, and we’re trapped

oh my god he bit my leg,

the water’s red, it’s not my day

is this it, the way I die

now i’m in his jaws of death,

my guts spill out, there’s nothing left

Skate of the Dead

skating late,

a little past two,

dark empty lot just me and the crew,

across the street we heard a sound,

stopped in our tracks and rolled to stop

the dead were rising from the grave,

they wanted our boards,

they wanted our brains,

ripped the flesh from our necks

then grabbed the boards and hit the cement!

what the fuck?

is going on?

the living dead,

will thrash it up!

skate of the dead,

tail slaps and human snacks!

skate of the dead

and they're never coming back!

nowhere to run,

nowhere to hide,

they'll take your board and eat you alive,

skate of the dead not fucking around,

skate of the dead is coming to your town!

Park Scabs & Ramp Tramps

skating and rolling were slashing the coping,

skating the streets, skating for me,

i think that you take this too seriously,

your head needs adjusting it's easy to see,

please lose your style, fuck the attitude,

grab that fucking board,

just shut your mouth and skate!

living my life from session to session,

just having fun, while i'm progressing

i may not be thrashing the park into pieces,

at least i'm not using the ramps as my bleachers,

i could care less if your better than me,

it's fun not competing i'm skating for me,

fuck you go home!

Tear It Up

the damage in my brain, will make me go insane

I gotta find a way, to drain my minds decay

doctors say i’m crazy, nurses say it’s youth

but when I get that feeling, my body needs to move

just have to

tear it up, fuck some shit up

tear it up, thrash that pit up

tear it up, fuck some shit up

we won’t let you walk away until you tear it up

ten cc’s of thrash, the doctor will prescribe

circle pit in pills, before you sleep at night

my fever has gone down, my headache is gone too

but when I hear that music, i’m coming after you

Skate the Day Away

it’s one o’clock, I just woke up, my head is in a vice

I look outside, the weather’s nice, how can I pass the time

I’m thinking hard, nothing so far, the day is almost threw

the bulb went on and then I knew the one thing I must do

skate the day away

I grind the curb and trick the box and skate away the day

I ollie stones and do great stuff and face plant on the way

if you ask and ask just once about why I skate today

it’s simply so, I just don’t know, “it’s fine with me” i’ll say

grab your board and go! skate the day!

grab your board!

skate the day!

Thanks, It Came As A Set

hey thanks….it came as a set!

We're Thru

now look at all that you’ve done wrong,

you can’t take back what’s said and done

you broke our bond of love and trust,

“it’s all right” cause you where drunk

well your excuse is full of shit,

you backstabbing, coward, heartless bitch

to think I thought that you’re the one,

and now I say your fucking done

we’re fucking thru

you’ve crossed the line

we’re fucking thru

so step aside

at first you were a nice surprise,

you weren’t like all the other guys

you took me out on fancy dates,

and now that feelings turned to hate

behind my back you tried a few,

you’ve bit off more than you can chew

what made you think you’ll get by me,

you deserve that pain now when you pee

granted, I must say my thanks

I know what you truly are

and just to prove my point

you’re worthless!

Goodbye, So Long

go!...

the time is now and there’s no room to slip

no room, your move, can’t hold back this

our moment to shine and we won’t plead the fifth

one shot, bank shot, this chance is it

can’t you see we got our friends

our boards, our band, our thrash sessions

a phase you hope will leave with time

but it grows strong with days gone by

we have our goals can’t stop us now

we live our life and live it proud

you hate that you can’t break our bond

the reason why cause yours is gone

we walk this path and you won’t see us quit

no room, your move, can’t hold back this

one shot, bank shot, this chance is it

goodbye, so long, our life moves on